8 Major Turn-Offs for Women

Posted by Adult City 28/07/2015 0 Comment(s)

8 Major Turn-Offs for Women

Hindsight is 20/20, which is why we can look back on some of the bad sex we had and identify the signs that it was going to be bad before it even happened. Unfortunately, we keep learning new ones, but for now, here are eight signs he’s going to suck in the sack. Help out your fellow womankind by sharing any signs you’ve come across in the comments.

He’s A Sucky Kisser

I defy anyone to tell me they’ve had magnificent sex with someone who they couldn’t stand to kiss. If he’s a crap kisser in your book or just not in sync with how you like your tonsils to be hockey-ed, the sex is going to fall flat too.

He’s Super Wasted

Have you ever met Mr. Whiskey Dick? He’s less fun than his cousin, Mr. Just Can’t Come, because at least JCC stays hard and gives you something to play with. 

He Has No Rhythm

If he can’t seem to match you on the dance floor, he will be unable to do doggy-style, trust.

He Isn’t Carrying Condoms

For starters, if he’s not packing condoms and you’re not either, you won’t ever find out if he’s bad in bed because you won’t be having it, right?

There are obviously exceptions, but if he doesn’t have a condom on him, that probably means he’s not getting laid too often, which means he’s out of practice, which means he’ll probably be off his game too.

He Always Interrupts You

A guy who interrupts, doesn’t let you finish a complete sentence, or doesn’t seem to be listening at all to what you are saying will suck in bed without question. Why? Because he clearly doesn’t give a crap about whether you’re having a good time and what your interests and desires are, all of which will translate into the sack.

He Talks About His Mom A Lot

There’s a fine line between a man who loves and respects his mom and one who reveres her so much he doesn’t shut the f**k up about her and has a framed photo of her on his bedside table. If you see one of those and you know more about Mrs. Smith than you do about her son, don’t bother taking off your coat, let alone your panties.

He Says He Never Masturbates

It is irrelevant if he is lying or telling the truth. Both indicate a bizarre sexual issue that will take a toll on your pleasure. Also, it’s kind of weird he’s even telling you, right?


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